What Aliens Got My Sally is about...

A Polite Request for Advance Reviews

Would You Enjoy an Original Speculative Fiction Novel?

Would You Like To Read It FREE?

Yes, speculative fiction fans, you’ll get a FREE REVIEW COPY of Aliens Got My Sally ~ UFO Pulp Fiction for the Modern Mind (description below), in the filetype of your choice (EPUB or MOBI).
You will be thanked and respected and your review will be quoted in the published version and on my website, and the Earth shall smell of Roses Forevermore.
If you want a return favor (aside from a free copy of a cool and literate speculative fiction novel) ask for that in your message (contact form below). My firstborn is grown and gone, so that’s out, but I’ll happily provide a guest post on your blog in the areas of speculative fiction, the meaning of story, how to construct a novel and other such winsome topics.

What I Hope To Receive From You:

Your review can be 20 words or 200 words, brief or verbose. What I’m looking for is mostly: Did it take you somewhere strange and bring you back? Did the story move you? Was it convincing, was the premise interesting? Do you think humanity is worth saving?
The publication date of May 4, 2017 is a HARD date so I’ll need your review at least by April 20 so I can include it in the publication version.

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What Aliens Got My Sally is about:

It’s a novel of speculative fiction in which a coded message in a pre-Colombian sculpture discloses that Earth is a failed colony of an ancient galactic race.

Humanity will not be amused.

The story lets you ponder what it would mean to find other intelligent life in the universe. You also get to think about how you’d feel to find that humanity is absolutely alone among all these giga-parsecs. Does the Fermi paradox make you sad, or lonesome? Have you ever stayed out late at night, telling creepy UFO abduction stories with your friend? Have you seen a UFO? Have you been abducted? Recently?

Archaeologist Anna Lewis has thought about all these things, and mostly she’s wondered why we haven’t found aliens already by listening to radio signals from the stars. She reasoned that if the human race is a latecomer to intelligent civilization in our galaxy, then aliens might have been on Earth wayyy before humans developed out of the deepest rocks. What were those little green men doing? Her biologist friends think they were infusing deep-buried microbes with their galactic DNA.

And maybe they weren’t little and green at all, but looked a lot like us! So Anna, with her almost-Ph.D. degree and her curious mind decides to go looking for an ancient alien mine shaft.

Oh yay she found one!
Problem solved.
Oops, that was right before she fell in.

Exercises for the alert reader:

1] Taste a few excerpts from Aliens Got My Sally.